June 2009
125 posts
Confused
funsizebytes:
rrrrred:
KRIS: that’s a lot of raisin bran ME: you’re a lot of raisin bran KRIS: your mom’s a lot of raisin bran KRIS: because she never was a cornflake girl ME: i don’t know what that’s a reference to so i’m going to ignore it KRIS: It’s a Tori Amos quote KRIS: which is a reference to corn flakes being created by fundies who thought tasty food made you more sexually...
Moxy Fruvous - Fly
Moxy Fruvous - I Will Hold On
Moxy Fruvous - Horseshoes
More Moxy Fruvous - Darlington Darling
In honor of Sniffy’s Laika post
Moxy...
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
Willie Nelson (with Johnny...
piscesinpurple:
pie0:
Bob Dylan - Hurricane
...
reblog with an unlikely Michael Bay movie.
ronbailey:
yhf:
oledocweirdbeard:
toseethis:
halfbakedidea:
pork2k:
bringtheruckuss:
Catcher in the Rye
directed by Michael Bay.
The Book of Mormon
directed by Michael Bay
Mein Kampf
directed by Michael Bay
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
directed by Michael Bay
Stuart Little
Directed by Michael Bay
A Prayer For Owen Meany
Directed by Michael Bay
Howard’s...
tesslynch:
yourkitchensink:
The Band - The...
kapi:
Born To Run — Bruce Springsteen
...
So there's a college nearby called Walsh College
and they specialize in business. I think that makes sense, lots of people know they want to go into some aspect of business, marketing, accounting, whatever, and going to a place that focuses on that makes good sense to me.
But what rubs me the wrong way is their commercials. They talk about how they don’t have any “fluff classes”, just business classes. I find that so odd as a...
Reblog with where you had your first (proper)...
pocketcontents:
I was 12, outside the school dance with my 13yo boyfriend who damn near choked me to death with his fucking tongue. Worst kiss ever.
I was 17, it was on the swing on her back porch. Very sweet.
So I slept like shit last night
which is really unusual for me - I got maybe 4 hours of sleep total and 2 of that was fitful on the couch. And now I have this lime green koala bear following me around everywhere I go. The day’s just getting worse and worse.
adamisacson:
Are we sure that Favrd is really down? Let’s not discard the possibility that nobody’s written anything funny on Twitter during the past 4 hours.
Oh, people are saying funny stuff, alright. I was reading and said “I’m not going to star, it isn’t working”, and I couldn’t help myself. Y’all are some funny ass mother-fuckers. I think everyone should...
sigh
inthefade:
I was reading the Daily Dish - as best I could on my phone - and a coworker asked what I was looking at. I showed her the tweets from Iran and told her how bad things were getting there. Devastating, really.
She said “I don’t understand. Why don’t these people just go home? They know how bad it is. They know they are out there with guns and stuff ready to kill them. Just go home...
gordonshumway:
I did this a couple of months ago, but my music collection changes more often than my hair color because I’m constantly dragging and dropping things between my Macbook and my external hard drive, so I thought I’d do it again.
Number of Songs: 4,568 Number of Albums: 587 Most Recently Played Song: Closing - Steve Martin Let’s Get Small Most Played Song: O Valencia!- The...
Rush Limbaugh is calling the recall of Zicam
A partisan political attack for “obvious reasons”. I didn’t realize that having a sense of smell was Republican or Democrat.
“Only one prominent Bush loyalist who cared to try appears to have been unable to...”
– From Salon.com.
He’s a former AG, yet he can’t get a book deal or even be a partner in a law firm? Schmuck. (via adamisacson)
He was always in over his head, and now his only asset (his tenacious unquestioning loyalty) has made him radioactive. Sweet justice.
I'm watching a show about the Maersk Alabama
And while it certainly looks like the crew acted bravely, their stories expose an understanding of modern piracy based on tall tales and ignorance rather than reality. Do the companies really not offer any type of training about piracy to these guys?
I’m not saying that the right thing to do necessarily is roll over and give the pirates what they want, but they’re ligetimately...
inthefade:
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes -...
juliasegal:
The Who - Baba O’Reilly
A Fish Story?
Once upon a time, I lived alone with no pets or other dependents. My best friend was worried. “It’s no good to spend so much time alone. You should get a pet!”
I was at a point where I wasn’t home enough to get a dog, and I wasn’t yet sold on cats, so I was eventually convinced to buy a fish. Now, I’ve never had fish. I don’t particularly likefish. My...
I thought web sites for lyrics were pretty good at...
srslainey:
hellamike:
New winners.
Doesn’t it make you want to gather them all up and take ‘em out?
I cannot visit songmeanings.net without wanting to find and slap the people who write the inane, stupid comments. Look, I know they told you that in interpreting things no one is wrong, but that’s not true. You are wrong. Very wrong, and I want to smack you for it.
I guess that’s...
I can't …
funsizebytes:
Blow up balloons.
Or blow a bubble with gum.
I’ve tried. My ears feel like they’ll pop off. Nothing.
But I can pretty much burp on demand.
So. What can’t you do?
(I can’t make this an official question because the iPhone client doesn’t give me that option.)
Let’s see… I also can’t blow a bubble with gum, but I think that’s more lack of technique...
ten quick questions
inthefade:
1. Who are you? Two time winner of the “Laziest Graduate Student in the World” award, interested in doing just about anything, as long as it isn’t what I’ve set out to do. I’m not much, but I’m all I can think about.
2. Zombies - undead monstrosity or the next logical step in human evolution? ? Next logical step? Have you been outside lately?
...
“Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you...”
– Garrison Keillor
(via redcloud)
What he said
Whispering in the frozen food aisle.
bliccy:
Teen 1: Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Du-
Teen 2: WHAT.
Teen 1: That girl over there looks like Miley Cyrus. But with huge fucking tits.
Me: I can hear you.
Teen 1: NICE.
Teen 2: I’m sorry.
You have to love teenage boys. And by love I mean “wish they were locked safely away from society until at least age 21”
So I was reading last night about the Buddhist...
and I really think that… Oh, crap, hold on I need to finish this email.
Sorry, I was writing the email and that reminded me that I needed to check on a job running on the server. Anyway, I think that if I were to apply… ooo, new email!
Oh, it was just about a seminar I don’t want to go to. What I was saying is that I think this idea could really
Oh, yeah, sorry about that...
Extra, Extra! Cats Are Kind Of Numpties! →
shoesonwrong:
I spent five minutes today watching my smaller cat fight with his own ass and lose, so this information is not as shocking as The Guardian seems to believe.
Yeah, this doesn’t surprise me that much, either - My smallest cat will regularly attack the biggest cat and wonder why he gets his ass kicked, but if anyone tries to pet him he either flattens out or runs for the hills.
