August 2009
18 posts
“Police say Davis walked into the terminal and said she was planning to shoot...”
– Armed Missouri woman forces plane to abort landing - STLtoday.com
I understand getting mad, but doesn’t that seem a bit, I don’t know, EXTREME, what with the inevitable death of dozens of people if you actually shot down a plane? (via jamiek)
What I wonder is how, precisely, she thought she was...
Never promise crazy a baby
WHAT? [face palm]
elizabite:
Me: How old is your little guy now?
Customer: He’s two and a half.
Me: And it looks like he’ll be getting a new brother or sister..?
Customer: Oh. Um, no.
Me: Oh my G_d. I am so sorry. I’m sorry.
[foot, meet mouth]
Customer: That’s okay.
Me: No, I’m sorry. This is why I *never* say things like that.
Customer: Really, it’s okay....
RIP Ted Kennedy
It’s not unexpected, but he’ll be missed. A great senator, a great lawmaker, a great politician, and the next-to-last surviving child of that generation of Kennedys.
And, also, this means that Chappaquiddick jokes will no longer be as funny.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
This is what my internal monologue sounds like right now because I just deleted some files from the server at work that I REALLY NEEDED. Because I’m a moron. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
“A writer is someone who wrote this morning. A black belt is someone who worked...”
– my dad, July 9, 1975. (via vmarinelli)
That reminds me of the old AA adage “The person who’s been up the longest today has the most sobriety”
“As you can see, and as Politifact editor Bill Adair has noted, the claims of...”
– The Monkey Cage: Scoring Truthfulness in the Health Care Debate (via Political Animal)
And here I thought every word that came out of their mouths was a lie. Turns out almost a quarter of them are true! My apologies. (via moltz)
I would believe that 1/4 of the words coming out of their mouth...
shoesonwrong:
Anyone else got a cross-eyed cat? Is yours unspeakably stupid also?
A friend has this cat (b/c of stupid tumblr you have to click-through to view from the dashboard):
I’m not sure “stupid” is the best word for her, but she does consistently roll off of things…
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I have an idea
it’s not much, but it’s an idea, and it’s nice to have that feeling again.
Now stealing enough time to implement said idea is another matter entirely…
I just hate it when my firefox tabs get out of...
ronbailey:
G-Mail, Tumblr dashboard, my Tumblr stream, Facebook, Google Reader, Google Voice, THEN Google Apps, dammit.
Somebody needs to make an app for this.
My approach was to make a folder on the Bookmarks bar with the links in the appropriate order and then just “Open All in Tabs”