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Three tunnels?
I have to admit, the cats digging three separate tunnels was industrious, but they really should have spent some more time on the rest of the plan. German army outfits don’t help you blend in these days, and their fake passports are awfully clangy and jammy.
My cats have been digging more than usual lately
I wouldn’t be too worried, but I keep hearing them purring the march from The Great Escape. Weird.
The Clash - Train in Vain
I was in a bar a couple weeks ago when this song came on.
Almost everyone was mouthing the words and staring into the middle distance.
It’s that kind of song.
It belongs on The Ark when we flee Earth.
The Clash. REALLY obscure, luckyshirt.
Obscure’s not really my thing. Good music is, though. And every damned time I’ve been at a point in my life where everything is changing and exciting and unclear, I’ve gone back to The Clash.
I only own two band shirts. They’re one of them.
50 States Ordered by Penis Size
Alright, I’m a nerd, but I think this data would be fascinating to analyze statistically. A simple rank-ordering like this doesn’t actually tell you very much (hell, the difference between the top and bottom could be as little as a few tenths of an inch, and I would bet that for any two states next to each other there’s not a statistically significant difference in mean length (i.e., if you did the sampling again you would find that their orders could well be reversed).
- New Hampshire
- Oregon
- New York
- Indiana
- Arizona
- Hawaii
- Louisiana
- Massachusetts
- Alabama
- Washington
- New Mexico
- California
- Arkansas
- Nevada
- Virginia
- Tennessee
- Illinois
- Oklahoma
- South Dakota
- Georgia
- Pennsylvania
- Mississippi
- Michigan
- Florida
- Rhode Island
- Kansas
- Maryland
- Minnesota
- Vermont
- Connecticut
- Wisconsin
- New Jersey
- North Dakota
- Idaho
- Texas
- Missouri
- Montana
- Ohio
- Nebraska
- Colorado
- Maine
- North Carolina
- Delaware
- South Carolina
- Kentucky
- West Virginia
- Alaska
- Iowa
- Utah
- Wyoming
Guess where I’m from.
Let’s see…
Texas makes sense. Why else would they need all those guns? Overcompensating, much?
In all fairness, it is cold in Alaska.
Suddenly, the popularity of Iowa-grown corn makes a lot of sense.
Also, I’d say “Fuck Mizzou”, but you wouldn’t feel it anyway.
West Virginia is also the third fattest state, which means a lotta fellas must have Dickidoo Disease.
And Fin.
Gene Lamont runs over Jim Leyland's foot with golf cart | The Detroit News
You guys, baseball is here!
Oh, man, running over Jim Leyland’s foot is a bad idea. He’ll probably use Lamont as his personal ashtray for at least the remainder of spring training.
GPOYW: This Is What I Look Like When I’m Concentrating Real Hard On Typing With Mittens On edition
OK, it’s adorable how you’re concentrating so hard your tongue is sticking out the side of your mouth.
GPOYW Fuck Cancer Edition
