My Friends’ Names
I have a friend with no arms and no legs. He comes over but he can’t reach the doorbell, so he just lays there. I call him Matt.
(I may not be able to stop. I assume you’ve all heard the one about the girl with no arms and no legs who was crying on the beach?)
Hey, is he any relation to this guy with no arms and no legs I saw in a ditch the other day? I think his name was Phil
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jamiek reblogged this from reagank and added:
Or is he any relation to the guy with no arms and no legs hanging on my wall? His name is Art.
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reagank reblogged this from tj and added:
I saw in a ditch...other day? I think his name was Phil
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openareas answered:
My friend has no arms and no legs and he’s in my hot tub. His name is Stu.
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tbridge reblogged this from tj and added:
So, here’s my good Bad Joke Tuesday liner… West coast sales guy has his first east coast trip lined up. He asks
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cleversimon answered:
He’s quieter than the armless legless bloke who lies in my piles of raked leaves. You know, Russell.
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notactuallyme answered:
Matt’s friend hangs around - literally - at my house. His name is Art.
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advancedslacking answered:
I believe the punchline is, “You’re screwed now, baby.”
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rrrrred answered:
I too have a friend with no arms and no legs! We go swimming together. His name is Bob.
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