But this is the first one I’ve een that actually made a laugh burst out
(302): I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
(1-302): You mean inside out.
(302): No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
(from Texts from Last Night
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I have seriously probably won a grand prize sweepstakes thing.
They sent me affidavits and tax forms FedEx with a return FedEx envelope.
It...
Lamest tie-in yet.
“do I look like I should be driving a horse and buggy?”
LOOK WHAT I HAVE
