Extra, Extra! Cats Are Kind Of Numpties!
I spent five minutes today watching my smaller cat fight with his own ass and lose, so this information is not as shocking as The Guardian seems to believe.
Yeah, this doesn’t surprise me that much, either - My smallest cat will regularly attack the biggest cat and wonder why he gets his ass kicked, but if anyone tries to pet him he either flattens out or runs for the hills.
Source: advancedslacking