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Whispering in the frozen food aisle.

Teen 1: Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Du-
Teen 2: WHAT.
Teen 1: That girl over there looks like Miley Cyrus. But with huge fucking tits.
Me: I can hear you.
Teen 1: NICE.
Teen 2: I’m sorry.

You have to love teenage boys. And by love I mean “wish they were locked safely away from society until at least age 21”

Source: bliccy

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Reagan is a Bioinformatics PhD living and working in Little Rock, AR. Anything posted here represents his opinions and in no way represents the views of his employers. Anyone who says otherwise is looking for a fight.

His science-focused weblog is "Let's Get Personal" and can be found at http://reagank.com

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