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Confused

funsizebytes:

rrrrred:

KRIS:  that’s a lot of raisin bran
ME:  you’re a lot of raisin bran
KRIS:  your mom’s a lot of raisin bran
KRIS:  because she never was a cornflake girl
ME:  i don’t know what that’s a reference to so i’m going to ignore it
KRIS:  It’s a Tori Amos quote
KRIS:  which is a reference to corn flakes being created by fundies who thought tasty food made you more sexually active
KRIS:  In short, your mom’s a whore
ME:  the executive summary belongs at the top
KRIS:  I apologize
KRIS:  In this exchange I plan to humorously imply that the person you refer to as mother has loose sexual morals.
ME:  Proceed.

To which poeks replied:

I think I had this exact conversation with my sister last week. Freaky.

Now I’m left to wonder why Poeks and her sister were talking about rrrrred’s mother being a whore.

Which is the only thing that makes sense, because if Poeks and her sister were having the conversation together, saying “YOUR MOM’S A WHORE” seems like one of those “You’re rubber and I’m glue” type of arguments like when your mom calls you a sonofabitch and then realized that one kind of backfired on her.

Of course that never stopped me from calling [my twin](http://jamietie.com) ugly…