Oh, and here these were (are?) my dad’s three rule for dating me or my sister
- Always come to the door
- Have a firm handshake
- Treat us like princesses
Oh, have I mentioned I think my dad is hilariously adorable.
He is. I would also add: “Don’t drive off until you see that she is safely inside the house.”
If I had a daughter, I would greet all of her dates with “Have you seen my shotgun collection? This is my award for when I was a sniper in the army. Also, if your hands touch anything that would be covered by her bikini, I will rape you to death with your own dismembered penis.”
No wonder The Wife is glad we had a son instead of a daughter.
I had a good friend in high school who’s father would (seriously) be cleaning his gun when she brought her loser boyfriend over. I used to think that was extreme until my little sister reached dating age. Then I saw the wisdom in it.
Source: eoporto
