Lyle Lovett- If I Had A Boat
If I were Roy Rogers
I’d sure enough be single
I couldn’t bring myself to marrying old Dale
It’d just be me and trigger
We’d go riding through them movies
Then we’d buy a boat and on the sea we’d sail
The mystery masked man was smart He got himself a Tonto ‘Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free But Tonto he was smarter And one day said “Kemosabe Kiss my ass I bought a boat I’m going out to sea!”
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