I just finished a first pass of cleaning the bathroom,
and the chemical fumes were making me a little light-headed. So I smoked a cigarette (makes sense, right?). When I came back inside the smell was still over-powering, so I turned on the bathroom exhaust fan (in the vain hope that it may actually vent somewhere). The cats are displeased with this development and want me to slay the noisy monster in the ceiling.
Can you hear that? You’re going to make it stop, right? You can hear it, right? Why don’t you fix it?